Frohe Weihnachten!!

This post should really be titled, “Joe drinking Glühwein”! I swear, there are other things to do at Christmas markets, but drinking Glühwein is really the most fun! This year, our Christmas market-ing was all about re-visiting the places we love, and re-connecting with friends and family we love. Here are just a few of our adventures at the markets this year.

FREIBURG – During the very first night of the Freiburger Weihnachtsmarkt, Joe was interviewed by Baden FM, the major radio station of our state (Baden-Württemburg). After only a few sentences from Joe, the interviewer asked if he was from England or America. Then he asked why Joe was living in Freiburg. We have been through this drill of questions about a million times by now: it has become old-hat. However, what made this experience entertaining was the conversation that occurred after the interview. There were four German men at our table, also enjoying their Glühwein, who heard the entire line of questioning. Well, you know what Germans do when the words “American” and “political science” are together in any conversation…make NSA jokes. We can now add “NSA Agent” to the list of weird ideas people have regarding Joe’s occupation.

Freiburg

STRASBOURG, FRANCE – Hangin’ out in France, drinking vin chaud with American friends. We found out that Strasbourg has a Christmas market dedicated just to cookies!! Yes, pleeeeease!!

Vin Chaud

cookies

DORTMUND Six months ago, if you told me that I would go to Dortmund, Germany to meet up with a friend from Northern Ireland, who I met in Fiji…I would have punched you in the face. Pow! Right in the kisser! Well, it’s true. We’ve come a long way (literally and figuratively)…from drinking muddy kava in a tin shack to drinking Glühwein under the world’s tallest Christmas tree!

USA and Northern Ireland in Germany, via Fiji.

USA and Northern Ireland in Germany, via Fiji.

MÜNSTER We enjoyed the Christmas market in Münster, but what we really liked about the town was St. Lambert’s Church, where three human-sized cages hang from the spire. In the 1500s, three Anabaptists led a rebellion in Münster and their dead bodies were displayed in these cages to make examples of. Definitely a weird sight to see outside of a church!

Munster

DUISBURG Dusiburg had the largest Santa statue I had ever seen, who apparently prefers to have his dental work done in ghetto-gold!

Duisburg

INNSBRUCK, AUSTRIA – Innsbruck is such a pretty town, nooked in a valley and surrounded by the Nordkette mountain range. Every corner seems to have another beautiful winter view.

Innsbruck

Innsbruck is also home to a 13 meter/42.5 foot Christmas tree made of 170,500 Swarovski crystals! It was hard to determine what was more stunning: the tree, the scenery, or the weather!

Innsbruck tree

OBERAMMERGAU – We fell in love with Oberammergau during our first visit in September of this year. Returning during Advent just confirmed how charming this little town is. I mean, how quintessential is heading out in 18oF weather, with silver dollar snowflakes falling from the sky, snow crunching underfoot, to enjoy Glühwein around a bonfire and listen to musicians in Lederhosen play Christmas carols while Kris Kringle looks on? Yup…that’s just how perfect it is in Oberammergau!

Oberammergau concert

However, there was something even more great about our visit to Oberammergau than darling Christmas markets in the Alps: we got to meet up with Joe’s missing “track buddy” from our Spain adventure.

Oberammergau

Great fun for the entire crowd!!

The white on the right is the Oberammergau Ghost!!

The white on the right is the Oberammergau Ghost!!

AUGSBURG The Hurricanes stormed Augsburg as well! The Church-tour might not have been successful, but the Glühwein-tour was!!

Go Canes!

Go Canes!

NUREMBERGMy little sister was able to join us for Christmas and we were so excited to share the joy of German Christmas markets and Glühwein with her! I’m pretty sure she’s a fan!

Nuremberg

She also did a great job toughing out a 6-hour, 90% German visit with our Nuremburger friends. I think she even picked up a few words!

MUNICHShe even got to try a glass full of Glühbier! Also a fan!

Munich

EUROPA PARKAn adventure to Europa Park was never part of our original plans, but it ended up being an awesomely fun surprise for all three of us! I can’t remember the last time I was on a roller coaster, or a flying version of da Vinci’s pedaled “airplane”! Every single inch of Europa Park was covered in holiday decorations, lights, trees, and LOTS of presents!! If an evening at Europa Park doesn’t put you in the Christmas spirit…well, then…bah humbug to ya.

EuropaPark

Europa Park

So, that wraps up our last Christmas in Germany. Next year we’ll be back in the good ole‘ US of A. Wir sind echt traurig, dass unser letzter Weihnacht schon vorbei ist. Aber trotzdem wünschen wir euch einen frohen Weihnachten und ein schönes neues Jahr!

Trysta_Joe

So lucky

I have an amazing friend, who has blessed my life with both laughter and wisdom for nearly a decade now. She told me once, that in good marriages, both partners believe that they are the one who “married up”.

This man has been out of my league since the day I met him.

Trysta_Joe

How did a girl get so lucky?

The GrisWALL family Christmas tree

Ahhh….another Christmas, another crazy German Christmas tree!

This year, in an attempt to prevent some of the challenges we have faced with our previous two Tannenbäume, we decided to acquire our tree in true Griswold family style…cut it down ourselves!

We headed directly into the Black Forest on a beautiful, sunny, 40o F winter day. After receiving directions from the property owner, Joe asked for any tips. “Just saw it,” was the response (in German of course). Ok then…here we go!

heading out

I have been known to hem and haw over the minute imperfections of Christmas trees, but two years of experience has taught me that no German Christmas tree (even one grown in the Black Forest!) is going to ever be the tree of my dreams. The decision-making process was relatively swift, as this was completely 100% DIY. What I mean is…there was no wheelbarrow to haul the thing all the way back to our car. The further we walked into the forest, the further we had to carry it back. Oh yeah, and all the trees were growing on a hill with about a 60% gradient…at the least!

So, we slid our way through the options and somehow managed to prevent toppling over and henceforth down the hill. Then Joe got to work. I’m not going to lie…I didn’t do a thing. I did take this picture while he did all the manual labor:

sawing

I also got kicked off of carrying-duty pretty quickly. I’m not sure why. Maybe every man needs to throw a tree over his shoulder at some point in life and doesn’t want a lady to get in the way. Maybe Joe’s “winter beard” made him feel particularly Paul Bunyan-like today?!

hauling out

After the tree was wrapped and loaded, the property owner invited us for some Schnapps. In the summer months, he grows fruit and distills his own Schnapps and Liqueur. Of course, the age-old discussion of who we are and what we are doing in Freiburg came up. This lead to an interesting discussion regarding Americans and their Christmas trees. As part of a German “Christmas Tree Club”, the property owner had spent a couple weeks of the summer in Michigan along with other Germans from the Black Forest who also grew Christmas trees. They toured some tree farms in the Midwest and learned all about how we “crazy Americans” like our trees. He really did use the word “crazy” and then described how Americans spray paint their trees and cover them in tinsel. He is right…it is kind of crazy. We had a good chuckle over all of it while enjoying our drinks.

Our last Weihnachtsbaum is far from idyllic, but it is the most beautiful color of green I have ever seen in a tree. No spray paint…I swear. The trunk isn’t straight and the tree is too weak to hold a star on top, but it was a fun morning in the Black Forest.

Now, if Joe would just quit saying: “This tree was alive this morning.”

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