That’s What Dads Are For

Today I dropped my Dad off at the airport after a great visit. It was filled with highs and lows, both literally and figuratively. I’ll expand on the highs, keep the lows brief, and leave everything between for him to tell!

We headed to Garmisch-Partenkirchen for my Dad’s first Alpine ski adventure. First day’s highlight was a trip down the Kandahar! Now, when he watches it on TV he can tell everyone he has skied it himself!!

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The next day was even better! The weather was perfect, so we decided to head to Germany’s highest peak, the Zugspitze.

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It says, “Treading on the roof area forbidden. Beware! Mortal danger”. Yeah, clearly!

It says, “Treading on the roof area forbidden. Beware! Mortal danger”. Yeah, clearly!

 

It was such a great day skiing in the bowl of the Zugspitze. No clouds, no wind, shining sun, good legs. One of those days that you doze off a little on the chairlift in the warmth of the sun. God, I love those days!

Zugspitze

 

Now, here comes the low. Thankfully it waited until after our great day to strike. I don’t know if it was the Frankfurter I ate at high altitude,  riding backwards on a cog-wheel train from the highest peak in Germany, or some creepy bug deciding to take residence in my stomach, but within seconds of climbing off the train, everyone still aboard was gifted with a nice show of me disgorging my lunch.

If that wasn’t bad enough, it just got worse. After retch #10 I figured I better start keeping track, because something wasn’t right. Around #15 my Dad urged me to get a doctor because he was clocking me at a consistent 10-minute turn-around time. When I was in high school he used to time my splits in the 500m Freestyle. As an adult, I guess it is heave-intervals! In the middle of the night I woke up to pray to the porcelain gods and really thought I had been successful at not waking him. (Who was I kidding?)  I heard him say, “Well, it’s been three and a half hours since last time. That’s a record!”

The doctor called it a “stomach infection”.  After regurgitation #29 I called it “pure hell”. The following day, after finally mustering enough upchuck-control, we headed for home. When I thanked him for taking care of me and wandering into a foreign town in a foreign country late at night to pick up three prescriptions from the doctor, my Dad’s simple response was, “That’s what Dads are for.” I chocked back a few tears and hoped they wouldn’t trigger my gag reflex.

Back on the mend, we headed for the Swiss Alps. Europe’s highest peak, the Jungfrau, is located just outside Interlaken, Switzerland. We opted to skip the 175Franc (each!) price tag to take the train to Europe’s highest train station and instead enjoyed a view that included the peak.

Dad and Joe trying to figure out which peak was the Jungfrau and which was the Eiger.

Dad and Joe trying to figure out which peak was the Jungfrau and which was the Eiger.

 

It was yet another fantastic day in the mountains!

The Bernese Alps

The Bernese Alps

 

Brienzersee

Brienzersee

 

My Dad added 4 countries to his log during this visit! In his own words, “ain’t bad for an old man!” Nice work, Dad!

Kuhtrekking

We have ridden horses through the Costa Rican mountains and mules through the Grand Canyon. So, I figured the best way to celebrate my mom’s visit, Mother’s Day, and her upcoming birthday was to ride some cows through the Swiss countryside!

Is that a baby inside?

Six Jersey/Holstein cows were all set and ready to go when we arrived at this 100% organic farm. The farm owner told us to go ahead and pick out our cows. Mom chose the closest one, Umbra, who was three weeks from delivering a calf and wider than she was high! I chose the cow standing right next to Mom’s, Colli, just because she was convenient.

 

 

First the farmer explained that we were going to lead the cows in order to get to know them before we mounted up. The only thing we really needed to know was that a 1500lb cow is going to do what she wants, no matter what we thought! As we walked down the road we had to move over every time a car wanted to pass. The looks on the driver’s faces were priceless! As they passed, I tried to give each one a variation on the same basic expression: I can’t believe I am doing this either! No translation needed there.

After about half an hour, we climbed aboard and headed into the countryside. It was a comedy of errors as everyone struggled to steer their mount and avoid fountains of manure and urine.

Ladies' Day Out

Sometime later, we walked up to a grove of trees and were told to get off the cows. We tied them to the trees, gave them some hay, and then enjoyed a lunch snack in the middle of the woods. Everything on the table was organic and made from products grown on the farm.

During our lunch, several of the cows had laid down to chew their cud. The farmer said to just hop right on! Don’t forget that this heifer is pregnant, as you watch Mom rise to glory! (click here)

After lunch we continued through the countryside for about an hour and half, stopping to let the cows take a short break in the Rhine River!

There was only a small altercation with the visiting swan.

After the day was finished, we “un-saddled” the cows and then they just walked around the farm, doing what they pleased. Thankfully, we didn’t get a chance to ride this guy.

Water Buffalos

It was definitely a unique experience, watching my mom struggle with a one-ton, pregnant, ornery cow!

Mom & Umbra

die höchsten Dinge

Malm girls don't cry

 

Joe and I were so excited to welcome our first family member from the States, my little sister!

We saw so many sights in Germany, Switzerland, and France! Only a portion of which are included here!

 

 

First stop: the Reinfalls in Neuhausen, Switzerland. Also known as the “Niagara Falls of Europe” it is the largest waterfall in Europe. From the top of the falls to the bottom of the pool is 534 feet and over 158,000 gallons flow over the break each second! On the way home we discovered the tiny town of Stein-am-Rhein.

The Reinfalls

 

The next day had yet another waterfall in store for us, although not purposely! We headed into the Black Forest to the town of Todtnau, with the intention of riding the Rodelbahn (a rollercoaster with individual cars, and very popular pastime in southern Germany). Sadly, it wasn’t open. However, the hairpin roads of the Forest lead us right to the Todtnauer Wasserfall!

Todtnauer Rainbow

The Todtnauer Waterfall claims to be the highest natural waterfall in Germany, at 318 feet. It was a beautiful day and the waterfall is surrounded by great hiking trails.

Todtnauer Waterfall

We stopped by the winery in Freiburg, where one letter seemed to make all the difference in the world! Germans love to drink Schnapps and bottles can be purchased in all sizes and flavors, however, the bottles are often labeled as “Kirschwasser”. My sister and I are the only ones in the humble tasting room, but have been joined by the winery owner and his friend, who apparently stops by every afternoon around 5pm for a drink.

Needless to say, things were a bit awkward as the winery owner watched us and waited for our next selection. Running out of things to say, I point out how weird the name “Kirschwasser” is for Schnapps. He gives me a sideways look, so I try to clarify. You see, to me “Kirschwasser” means “church water”. I explain that, in my opinion, it is ironic that such strong alcohol be called “church water”. He still doesn’t seem to quite get what I am saying.

As he stepped away to refill our glasses, I got out my phone and typed in “church” to try and determine what the problem was. Oh….I see!  “Church” is Kirch in German. Kirsch in English is “cherry”. When he came back I had to eat my foot, auf Deutsch. “Cherry water” makes so much more sense! The words sound almost identical, by the way, especially after some wine has made the tongue muscles slightly (or greatly) apathetic. It would be like trying to walk an English-language-learner through the correct pronunciation of “desert” and “dessert”. I think they forgave my errors, as we went home with several bottles of wine and promises of returning!

We toured the forest oasis of Villingen, which has a fountain on the Münsterplatz retelling the history of the town and a gorgeous organ inside the Münster.

Villingen Fountain
Villingen Organ

During our last day in Freiburg together, we decided to climb the “Roßkopf”. One serious hike and over 150 stairs later we made it to Freiburg’s highest point and best scenic outlook.

Freiburger Turm
Freiburg im Breisgau

In France, we caught a glimpse of the Stork that lives on top of the Colmar Münster. I wonder what poor sap has to climb up there and clean up after this feathered mascot!

Colmar Stork

Finally, we headed to Frankfurt and enjoyed local fare of Apfelwein (apple wein) and Handkäs mit Müsik (hand cheese with music). I know we have been on the theme of “highest things” here, but Handkäs definitely wins the “most disgusting cheese” award!

Apfelwein

Great visit little sis! Way to knock out those superlatives!